幽默搞笑的英语经典励志格言
一些搞笑的英语名言总能让人在笑笑之余还领悟到深刻的人生哲理。下面是小编为大家精心推荐的搞笑英语格言，希望能够对您有所帮助。
搞笑英语格言
One should love anim als. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″
Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
″Hard work never killed anybody.?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So whybotherto learn?
学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?
Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
女孩，你最好有个驾照，因为我已被你驾驭得快疯了 (我为你而狂)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我可以重排字母表，我会把你和我放在一起
Man: Have we met somewhere before? 我们之前在哪个地方见过吧?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 是呀，所以我再也不去那里了
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″
Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的.越少,为什么学来着?
幽默搞笑英语格言
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
搞笑英文人生格言
Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。
Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。
I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟!
Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.
国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
The teacher said to hear www.name2012.com and fine, I know he's salary.
听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。
The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?
In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。
Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有!
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