2.英文简历中不该出现的话.

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  1. 12.英文简历中不该出现的话.

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英文简历中不该出现的话

英文简历中不该出现的话

致命的大错

"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."

"Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience."

"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy."

"Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage."

"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."

"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."

"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover6'5".

""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."

"ReasonforLeaving:Mybosaidtheendoftheworldisnear."

"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately."

打字错误与语法错误

"Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook."

"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer."

"Iamarabidtypist."

"WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."

"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."

"Accountingcleric."

"Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments."

"Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear."

"Disposedof$2.5billioninassets."

"Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."

"Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."

"Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."

"Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."

不应有的幽默

" http://www.oh100.com eallotherstoheatyourhouse."

"Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:Short-ordercook.)

"Butwait...there'smore.Yougetallthisbusineknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature."

"Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."

"Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular."

"Title:Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series."

"AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."

"Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks."

"Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience

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