英文简历中不该出现的话

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英文简历中不该出现的话

致命的大错:

"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."

"Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience."

"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy."

"Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage."

"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."

"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."

"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover6''5".

""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate.""ReasonforLeaving:Mybosaidtheendoftheworldisnear."

"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword''paranoia.''Iprefertoelaborateprivately."

打字错误与语法错误

"Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook."

"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer.""Iamarabidtypist."

"WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."

"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."

"Accountingcleric."

"Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments.""Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear."

"Disposedof$2.5billioninassets."

"Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."

"Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."

"Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."

"Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."

不应有的幽默

" http://www.oh100.com eallotherstoheatyourhouse.""Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:Short-ordercook.)

"Butwait...there''smore.Yougetallthisbusineknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature."

"Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."

"Myfortunecookiesaid,''Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob''-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular."

"Title:Anotherresumefromthe''ProfilesinExcellence''series.""AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."

"Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks.""Let''smeetsoyoucan''ooh''and''ahh''overmyexperience."

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