英语笑话作文（通用12篇）

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英语笑话作文（通用12篇）

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英语笑话作文（通用12篇）

　　英语笑话作文 1

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.

　　The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　英语笑话作文 2

　　A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.

　　"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　The man beside him answered. "She is my wife."

　　"Oh, Im sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad.

　　I wonder who wrote that awful song."

　　"I did." said the man.

　　英语笑话作文 3

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.

　　They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

　　Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

　　You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.

　　Im so happy! But why has it taked this long?

　　Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

　　英语笑话作文 4

　　The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”

　　When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”

　　英语笑话作文 5

　　A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy.

　　For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father？ It isnt very nice， is it？” “No， it isnt very nice， but its very useful，Tom，”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.” Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father？”

　　英语笑话作文 6

　　There was a cave full of lots of vampire bats. once, a bat called andy came home late and there was of blood all over his body. All of his friends and family asked him where the blood came from, and asked him to take place.

　　He didnt want to tell them at first, but after a while, he said follow me, folks. Then they flew over a valley, crossed a river, and stopped in front of a stone. Andy asked do you guys see that tree? and his friends all answered yes and then andy said i didnt.

　　英语笑话作文 7

　　A new term began. Students all returned to school and met again. They were talking about what they had done in the holidays. I was much happier. I couldnt wait to tell my story. Now its my turn. I told them I got a job in a restaurant. I worked as a waitress. They didnt believe at first.Yes, its true. I said, I really had a hard time at the beginning. But several days later, I could do a good job. I earned six hundred yuan this holiday. They all looked at me with their mouths open.

　　英语笑话作文 8

　　Today, I read a book.The book name is call Cinderella.It is a Disney Princess storybook.

　　This books published is Advance Publishers,L.C.The aother by SunDried Penguin.This book is about Cinderella.She is a gentlemans daughter.She is beauty.One day,the prince have a ball.Cinderella want to go but her Stepmother does not let her to go.What happens in the end?You can go to the book shop to buy this book.

　　I do not like the Stepmother and her two daughter because they are bad.I like Cinderella because she is kind.

　　英语笑话作文 9

　　Spring in March, acpanied by the fortable weather and warm sunshine, our class had a spring outing on Saturday.

　　We went to Renmin Park hold some activities and all of my classmates were so excited that they looked like the birds just ing out from birdcage. We playing games, boating, and fishing there. At the same time, we enjoyed the beautiful scenery of spring. Some people in the park also joined us and had fun. We had a happy day and the relationship of classmates were getting closer.

　　英语笑话作文 10

　　Every now and then, people complain they just miss the chance again and again. They may feel depressed for a long time, thinking luck will never bless them.

　　However, as a matter of fact, chances just exist around us. It’s no use waiting for the next chance or regretting having missed a chance. It is not whether there still are chances for you but your being ready for the chances which are on the way that really matters. Therefore, we should make full use of time. Only in this way can we keep calm when facing difficulties. And then we can catch the chance and enjoy the happiness it brings.

　　英语笑话作文 11

　　First, I want to tell you something about my best friend and me. I have a friend called Dick. In some ways, we are the same. Both Dick and I are good at sports. We always go to library together to read because of the same hobby. So, we also study well all subjects.

　　Reading books is important in our life 。In some ways, we are different. Dick is a little taller and a lot stronger than me. I think it is because he does excise every day. For me, I just take excise three times a week. Dick likes going to concert, but I have no interest in it. In my free time, I always watch TV. That is really fun.

　　英语笑话作文 12

　　Everyone has his dream. My dream is to be a famous journalist in the future. When I grow up, Im going to be a journalist. Next year, Im going to write articles for magazines and newspapers. Im going to a university in Beijing after senior school. Maybe Im going to find a part-time job and save some money.

　　Next, Im going to work for a TV station as a journalist. Then Im going to travel all over the world. What is your dream in the future? Would you like to tell me ?

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