如何说英语中的肉麻情话
威廉·莎士比亚，华人社会常尊称为莎翁，清末民初鲁迅在《摩罗诗力说》(1908年2月)称莎翁为“狭斯丕尔”，是英国文学史上最杰出的戏剧家，也是欧洲文艺复兴时期最重要、最伟大的作家，全世界最卓越的文学家之一。
1. In faith I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who, in despite of view, is pleased to dote.
说实话，我的眼睛并不喜欢你，
它们发见你身上百孔和千疮;
但眼睛瞧不起的，心儿却着迷，
它一味溺爱，不管眼睛怎样想。
(朱生豪译)
2. That thou hast her it is not all my grief,
And yet it may be said I loved her dearly;
That she hath thee is of my wailing chief,
A loss in love that touches me more nearly.
你占有她，并非我最大的哀愁，
可是我对她的爱不能说不深;
她占有你，才是我主要的烦忧，
这爱情的损失更能使我伤心。
(朱生豪译)
3. Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan
For that deep wound it gives my friend and me;
Is’t not enough to torture me alone,
But slave to slavery my sweet’st friend must be?
Me from myself thy cruel eye hath taken,
And my next self thou harder hast engrossed;
Of him, myself, and thee I am forsaken,
A torment thrice threefold thus to be crossed.
诅咒那颗心，它令我呻吟
为了它给我和我的朋友的伤痕!
难道光是折磨我一个还不够?
还要把朋友贬为奴隶的身份?
你冷酷的眼睛已夺走我自己，
那另一个我你又无情地霸占：
我已经被他(我自己)和你抛弃;
这使我遭受三三九倍的苦难。
(梁宗岱译)
4. Love is like a game of tug-of-war competition not stop to the beginning.
爱就像一场拔河比赛，一开始就不能停下来。
5. "I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say, 'I love you'; then if you urge me farther than to say, 'Do you in faith?', I wear out my suit. "
我不懂得扭扭捏捏，只会直接说爱你!如果你再追问我有多大诚意，我只能答我已无法用言语来表达。
6. Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.
你可以疑心星星是火把，你可以疑心太阳会转移，你可以疑心真理是谎言，可我的爱永不会改变。
7. My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.
我的慷慨像海一样浩渺，我的爱也像海一样深沉;我给你的越多，我自己也是越富有：因为这两者都是没有穷尽的。
(朱生豪译)
8. In delay there lies no plenty, and then come kiss me, sweet and twenty, Youth’s a stuff that will not endure.
迁延蹉跎，来日无多，二十丽姝，请来吻我，衰草枯杨，青春易过。
9. Love, and the same charcoal, burning, needs to find ways to ask cooling. Allow an arbitrary, it is necessary to heart charred.
爱，和炭相同，烧起来，得想办法叫它冷却。任由它来，那就要把一颗心烧焦。
10. Oh, my love! My wife! Death has sucked the honey from your breath, but it has not yet ruined your beauty. You haven’t been conquered.
我的爱人!我的妻子!死神虽然吸干了你甜蜜的气息，却没有力量摧毁你的美丽。
11. O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou; That, notwithstanding thy capacity, receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, of what validity and pitch soe'er, but falls into abatement and low price; Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy, that it alone is high fantastical.
爱情的精灵呀!你是多么敏感而活泼;虽然你有海一样的`容量，可是无论怎样高贵超越的事物，一进了你的范围，便会在顷刻间失去了它的价值。爱情是这样充满了意象，在一切事物中是最富于幻想的。
(朱生豪译)
12. Love to talk about a bit of a surprise to people to learn the total patient injury.
谈一场恋爱，学会了忍耐，总有些意外，会让人受伤害。
13. If you understand the value of love and love you have given me I have to wait for the future.
只要你明白，珍惜爱与被爱，我愿意等待，你给我的未来。
14. Words can not express true love, loyalty behavior is the best explanation.
真正的爱情是不能用言语表达的，行为才是忠心的最好说明。
15. Love is a woman with the ears, and if the men will love, but love is to use your eyes.
女人是用耳朵恋爱的，而男人如果会产生爱情的话，却是用眼睛来恋爱。