The Car Name Game英语美文
The Car Name Game
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. -- Will Rogers
ACURA：Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI ：Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW ：Bavarian Money Waster ;(Backwards) Waste My Bucks ;Break My Wallet
BUICK：Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge;Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off
CADILLAC ：Certified As Detroit"s Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car
CHEVROLET：Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips ;Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY：Can"t Have Expensive Vehicle Yet ;Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER：Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO：Da Awful Experience Was Owning One;Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others
DODGE：Dead On Day Guarantee Expires;Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI：First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible
FIAT：Fix It Again, Tony;Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD：Fixed Or Repaired Daily;Flips Over, Read Directions;First On Recall Day;Fast Only Rolling Downhill;(Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ;(Backwards) Don"t Ride On Firestones
GMC：Got a Mechanic Coming? Garage Man"s Companion ;General Motors Cashcow;
Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity
HONDA：Happy Owners Never Drive Angry;Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition;Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI：Hope You Understand Nothing"s Drivable And Inexpensive
INFINITI：It Never Found Its Niche, It"s Truly Inconsequential
ISUZU：Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely
JAGUAR：Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off
JEEP：Just Expect Endless Problems;Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly;Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA：Korea"s Incompetence Amazing
LAND ROVER：Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
LEXUS：Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile"s Ultimate Score
LINCOLN：Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.
LOTUS：Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA：Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually;Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES-BENZ：Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy
MERCURY：Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday;Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky
MITSUBISHI：Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN：No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely
OLDSMOBILE：Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PLYMOUTH：Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC：Put On Notice To Improve A Car
Plenty Of Numbskulls：Think It"s A Cadillac Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly
PORSCHE：Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have "Em
SAAB：Send Another Automobile Back;Swedish Autos Always Breakdown;Sure Ain"t A Bimmer
SATURN：Same American Trash Under Revised Name;Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent
SUBARU：Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed;Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered
SUZUKI：Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting
TOYOTA：Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker;Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
VW：Virtually Worthless;Vice Wagon
VOLVO：Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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