父亲节英文小笑话

　　临近父亲节，相信不少人都默默回想自己与父亲的相处。你还记得那些在父亲面前闹过的笑话吗?下面，分享大家两篇父亲节英文小笑话。

父亲节英文小笑话

　　父亲节英文小笑话一

　　New and Improved

　　新旧大PK

　　The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

　　小女孩坐在祖父的膝上读故事。她时不时的从书上转移视线抬起头来碰到他褶皱的脸。随后她摸摸自己的脸颊又回去摸摸祖父的。

　　Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"

　　最后她问：“爷爷，是上帝创造的你吗?”

　　"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

　　“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前创造出了我。”

　　"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"

　　“喔。”她回答。接着又问道：“爷爷，上帝也创造了我吗?”

　　"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

　　“是啊，当然了宝贝。”他向她保证：“上帝只是不久前创造的你。”

　　"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

　　“喔。”她回答。又分别感受了两人的脸颊，边观察边说：“上帝的技术越来越好了，是不?”

　　父亲节英文小笑话二

Dear Dad,

亲爱的'爸爸，

　　School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.

　　学校很棒。我交了很多朋友，学习也很努力。我东西很全，想不出缺什么，所以如果你愿意的话可以给我寄明信片，我喜欢收到你的消息。

　　Love,

　　爱你的，

　　Your son

　　儿子

　　The Reply:

　　回复：

Dear Son,

亲爱的儿子，

　　I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.

　　我知道天文学、经济学和海洋学这么多学科连模范生都忙不过来。不要忘记追求知识是一件严肃的事情，学无止境。

　　Dad

　　爸爸

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