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　　急诊Help! Doctor

英语笑话带翻译简短的`

　　"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

　　"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

　　"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

　　"Just use another pen!"

　　“医生，救命!请您快点儿到，我十岁的儿子刚刚吞掉了一支钢笔!”

　　“好，我十几分钟就到，”

　　“好的，那……这十几分钟我应该做什么呢?”

　　“换支笔用!”

　　我教老师I Taught the Teacher

　　Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

　　"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

　　母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”

　　“儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”

　　谁在打架? Who was fighting?

　　Who was fighting?

　　谁在打架?

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

　　弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。

　　妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

　　雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

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