英文 离职申请书

英文 离职申请书

dear mr. smith，

as a graduate of an institution of higher education， i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties， i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

asking me， a network administrator， to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time， but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems， and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees， who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

you will never understand computers. something as incredibly si-mp-le as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you， but i am going to try and explain it to you， even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.

you walk around the building all day， shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed， useless look about you that may have worked for your interview， but now that you actually have responsibility， you pawn it off on overworked staff， hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution， you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.

since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal， i am forced to tender my resignation. however， i have a few parting thoughts.

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1. when someone calls you in reference to employment， it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest， because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system， and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute， i am going to publish your favorites list， which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday， you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle， but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. （try to use a spell check please； i hate having to correct your mistakes.）

thank you for your time， and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8：00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody， and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why？ because they know what you do with all that free time！

wishing you a grand and glorious day.

英文 离职申请书 [篇2]

离职申请书

亲爱的(上司名字):

本人已决定辞去现时(职位名称)的职位,并由x月x日(最后一个工作天的第二天)起开始正式生效。

在此,感谢(公司名称)给予本人学习的机会,并取得宝贵的工作经验。希望本人的离职不会为你带来很大的不便。

本人希望在离职之前,能够取得离职通知书。

祝工作愉快!

_________________

(你的名字)谨启

日期

英文版离职申请书

(your address)

3rd november 200x

(the name of your boss)

(company name and section work with)

(company's address)

dear (the name of your boss),

i regret to inform you that i decided to resign from mypresent position as (position) with effective from (next day oflast date).

thank you for giving me a chance to learn and to gain thevaluable experience in (company name and section work with). i hopemy resignation would not cause you much inconvenience.

thank you for your kind attention and would appreciate if youcould let me have a reference letter before i leave.

yours faithfully,

______________________

(your full name)

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