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中外经典幽默语录

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中外经典幽默语录

1.     每个成功男人的背后,都有个折磨他的女人。

中外经典幽默语录

Behind every successful man, there is a woman torturing him.

2.     你我都是单翼天使,唯有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔。可当我千辛万苦地找到你后却发现:咱俩的'翅膀是一顺边的。

You and I are angels with only one wing each. We can only fly by embracing each other. But sadly, after I went to all the trouble of finding you and embracing you, I found out that our wings are on the same side.

3.     旅行就是从自己呆腻的地方到别人呆腻的地方去。

Traveling is going from a place that you're sick of to a place other people are sick of.

4.     小时候过中秋,嫦娥的故事总是听不进去,心里老想着月饼;现在年纪大了,一过中秋,月饼吃不进去了,心里总惦记着嫦娥。

Celebrating Moon Festival as a kid, I could never really pay attention to the story of the lady on the moon, because I was always thinking about eating moon cakes. Now that I'm older, I can't get excited about eating moon cakes, because I'm thinking about the lady on the moon!

5.     吃自助餐最高境界:扶墙进,扶墙出。

The pinnacle of buffet dining is: stagger in starving, stagger out stuffed.

6.     一分钟有多长?那要看你是蹲在厕所里面还是等在厕所外面。

How long is a minute? That depends on whether you're sitting on the toilet, or waiting outside the bathroom!

7.     挤公车的时候不小心抬了一下脚,马上就后悔了,因为发现没地方放下去了。

Riding on the bus, I stupidly raised my foot a bit. I regretted it immediately-- there was no place to put it back down!

8.     连贝克汉姆都不知道,你还有什么资格跟我谈篮球!

You don't even know Beckham-- how dare you talk about basketball with me!

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