南方公园经典语录

Randy: Well it seems the Super Adventure Club is just what you needed, Chef. You must be feeling very happy that you've found a club to belong to, with new friends, but you can also live here in South Park with all your old friends, with whom you care for deeply. Right? (Randy的这段话像一段绕口令,可以尝试读一下)

南方公园经典语录

Clyde: You guys! You guys! (字面的意思是“嘿！伙计们１不过潜台词却是“兄弟们，出大事了”或者“大事不好了”)

Stan: What?

Clyde: Something's wrong with Chef. He's saying some really weird stuff.

Kyle: Like what?

Clyde: I think, I think he wants to have se-x with me.

Stan: What!

Clyde: I got, I got to go.

Kyle: Weirdo.(俚语 .怪人,神经病)

Detective Jarvis: We have evidence to believe that Chef has been and still is a… pedophile.(恋童癖者,不过大家有没有注意到,这个词对于小学四年级孩子们来说实在是太大了?)

Stan: No, he's not.

Detective Jarvis: Yea, yea he is so.

Stan: No. He's not.

Det. Jarvis: Did Chef ever touch you here? (point's towards the inner thy)

Stan: No.

Det. Jarvis: Ok did he touch you here? (Rubs the doll's crotch)

All Children: NO!!!

Det. Jarvis: Did he ever do this? (Rubs the doll's nipples) How 'bout this? (licks the doll's crotch)

Butters: My Uncle Bud did that to me once!(了解一下,那些行为会被当作恋童癖)

After the Club Leader tells the boys that they molest(骚扰,调戏) kids as a hobby.

Kyle: I thought you guys went hiking(徒步旅行) and kayaking(划皮艇,kayak或者kyak指的是爱斯基摩人用的'皮划艇).

Club Leader: No, that's the Adventure Club, we're the Super (加了一个"超级"就变了味了) Adventure Club! Next week, we'll be heading to the outer banks of the Amazon, where we will make camp and have se-x with children of the Ugani tribe, then it's off to the mighty Himalayas, where we will climb K-2(冈仁波齐峰,位于中国巴基斯坦交界处,藏语中"冈仁波齐(Chogori)"的意思是"众山之王",其他别称还包括K-2或者Mount Godwin-Austen,为世界第二高峰,海拔8611米), and molest several Tibetan children on the east summit.

Kyle: … Dude!

Club Leader: I know, but it gets even better! From there we will kayak to the fruitful banks of the Mele River in Africa, where the secret and mysterious Hanimi people have children who have never seen a white man's erect penis! Of course, we're always looking for kids to have se-x with on the plane rides over to these places, so how would you ALL like to join the Super Adventure Club!(如此夸张的解说,大家是不是以为真的有这么一个俱乐部了?实际上不过是《南方公园》含沙射影的老规矩，具体我们在“背景知识介绍”中有详细解释)

Kyle: Ha! I knew it!

Stan: Knew what?

Kyle: The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's beenbrainwashed（洗脑） by this fruity little club!

Cartman: Aw, son of a bi-tc-h. （孩子们的思维毕竟天真，现在才明白过来）

Kyle: (after hearing the story of the Super Adventure Club) … Do you realize how retarded（荒谬）that sounds?

Super Adventure Club Leader: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?

Stan: Yeah, it's way, way（两个way强调差距之大） more retarded.

Super Adventure Club Leader: Well, now that you know our club secrets, it appears you … leave us no choice. I'm afraid we're going to have to… ask you to leave.

Stan: We're not leaving without Chef!

Super Adventure Club Leader: If you choose not to leave, then I'm afraid we're just going to have to… call security and make you leave. You'll be let out by security and it will be super-embarrassing and everyone here will see!

Stan: Oh my God, They killed Chef！（想当年，这段台词应该是They killed Kenny！似乎从第8季开始以后Kenny就很少死了，之前几乎每一集Kenny都会莫名其妙地死掉，然后Stan和Kyle会说这段经典的台词。）

Kyle: You bastards! You BASTARDS!

Kyle: We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly（乐呵呵） old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains. （葬礼上对大厨一生的中肯的评价）

Super Adventure Club Leader: Chef... Can you hear me? Say something

Darth Chef: Hello there children, How'd you like some Salisbury steak（索尔斯博利牛肉饼，一种用碎牛肉和鸡蛋、面包屑等混合裹成的肉饼）?

Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes go on!

Darth Chef: And for dessert, How would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?

Super Adventure Club Leader: (impersonating a child) Oh you mean like a chocolate candy?

Darth Chef: No I mean my balls（现在大家知道Ball这个词不能乱用了吧！以后最好说清楚是basketball还是baseball等等）.

Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes

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