搞笑简短的英文自我介绍

　　搞笑简短英文自我介绍1

搞笑简短的英文自我介绍

　　Everybody is good! There was a man who looked like a telephone, and one day he was beaten out of the house. One man, he likes to call! One day, he hung up! Do you know why I say that? Actually, this person is me! And I call! You may think that I am not a bit like a telephone, it is that I was beaten so much that my face is distorted: that is what you see me now! I am a very strong and brave man: though I have been beaten by many of them! But I am not discouraged! Because I am not discouraged, so I can know everybody! I am a late bloomer, in my five or six years, most of the students around me have entered puberty, and I have not yet smell the breath of youth! My specialty is my hobby is, I just said: I like to call! Besides, I also like playing basketball, billiards, badminton, table tennis and so on. Although I love sports and study, but I also have the love dou first time, but I did not have early love! Because when I fall in love, my flower season rainy season passes! (season rainy season means 17, 18 years old, your Chinese teacher will understand!) These contents are my basic situation, if there is similar, pure coincidence!

　　搞笑简短英文自我介绍2

　　Everybody is good!

　　Welcome to our dalian, I am dalian tourism the most talented and handsome, well proportioned, charming and tall wham, said breaks water back..., in combination with beauty and intelligence, the hero and the chivalrous incarnation, beloved, see the car, for the driver teacher can underside fork down, for the guests can fork master two knives, hehe ` ` `

　　I'm just joking with you about the anger in our car. My name is XXX is the guide in dalian, you can call me little X, I'm very glad to meet with you in the boundless huge crowd, I believe that this is our fate, as the saying goes good mend cultivate one hundred degrees, let's also one hundred mend the car. Now that everyone in dalian meets me to serve you, I will make everyone have fun and enjoy themselves. Hope our service will bring you, one thousand days, good, go out is not difficult to feel at home ` ` ` ` `

　　Now I begin our journey with a song. Please clap your golden palm, silver palm, cactus, and applaud my little X.

　　I hope that the brief introduction of the female students can help us to improve our self-introduction skills. A good self-introduction can not only make a good impression on others, but also bring us closer to each other and make our communication easier.

　　搞笑简短英文自我介绍3

　　Good friends! The little girl grows up and learns in her bosom. The course language is sloppy, relative to the math; It is a great pleasure to be able to take care of all of you.

　　If you would like to talk with me about the universe, please do not shake your head and be shy.

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