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英语口语学习:新手司机的超爆笑的超速借口

时间:2019-04-15 口语 我要投稿

  When you're speeding and get pulled over, there's not much you can do to avoid a ticket. You might as well say something funny to make the officer laugh. One classic excuse is, "Sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could."

  当你因为超速被警察拦下时,无论你做什么都免不了吃罚单。你可能会说点好笑的事情博警官一笑。最经典的借口就是:“不好意思,警官,我是以最快的速度赶到这里的!”

  Keep reading to check out more of the most hilarious and ridiculous speeding ticket excuses ever!

  来看看史上最搞笑的超速借口吧!

  Divorce 赶着去离婚

  "I'm late to a porce proceeding, and if you met my wife you'd know why I was in such a hurry."

  “我赶着去办理离婚手续,已经迟到了,如果你见过我老婆,你肯定会明白我为什么这么着急了。”(到底是老婆太严厉,还是嫌弃老婆很久了就不得而知了。)

  Back to the Past 穿越到古代

  "I was trying to get up to 88 miles per hour so I could go back in time to 1957."

  “我想飙到88英里每小时,这样我就可以回到1957年了。”(大哥,您这光速是要到未来吧!)

  Dad Knows Best 老爸最懂行了

  "My dad told me that I wouldn't get pulled over as long as I didn't go more than 10 over the speed limit."

  “老爸告诉我,如果我的车速不超过限速10英里每小时,警察就不会拦我。”(看来老爸也是个经常超车的主。)

  Pole Position 赛车手迷路了

  "I don't know what happened. I was leading in the Indianapolis 500, but I think I must have taken a wrong turn!"

  “我不知道发生了什么。我正在参加印第安纳波利斯500汽车赛,我可能转错弯了!”(还能再路痴点么?)

  Officer Hottie 搭讪美女警察

  "I thought you were cute, and this was the easiest way I could figure out how to ask you out on a date."

  “我觉得你很可,想跟你约会,这是我能想到的最简单的搭讪方式了。”(跟警花搭讪是要付出代价滴!)

  Need for Speed 需要测试汽车到底能跑多快

  "I just bought this car and I wanted to test how fast it could go."

  “我刚买了车,想知道它到底能跑多快。”(此测试危险系数太高,切勿模仿啊!)

  Sugary Mess 冰淇淋快化啦

  "I'm sorry officer, but I just bought ice cream and I didn't want it to melt!"

  “不好意思,景警察先生,我刚买了个冰激凌,我可不想让它化掉!”(冰激凌有罚单贵么???)

  Air Dry 兜风晾车

  "The dryer at the car wash was broken, so I was just trying to blow-dry the car manually."

  洗车店的干燥机坏了,所以我在让风把车吹干。(您这晾车方式真环保,真高级!)

  Blind Spot 没戴眼镜看不到速度表

  "I'm sorry for speeding, but without my glasses I can't hardly see the speedometer."

  “超速不是我本意,没戴眼镜,我都看不清速度表。”(太危险了,话说有专门针对不戴眼镜开车的罚单吗?)

  Drag Race 我以为你在跟我赛车

  "Sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race!"

  “不好意思,警官,我以为你想跟我赛车!”(天雷滚滚,不过一般警官的车技都不太好呀~)