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bodies grow and muscles develop with the

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intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we shouldkeep learning day by day to maintain our

keen mental power and expand our intellectual #url#nstant learning supplies us with

inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power ofreasoning, analysis, and judgment.

Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace withthe times in the information age, and an

infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a commonfallacy to regard school as the only

workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On thecontrary, learning should be a never-ending

process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world everchanging so fast, the cease from

learning for just a few days will make a person lagbehind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct

dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life,weakening our will to pursue our noble

ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstaclesto our success and strangling our desire

for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning willinevitably lead to the stagnation of the

mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to staymentally young, we have to take learning

as a lifelong career.

幽默简短英语演讲稿 [篇2]

As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career.

学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长而肌肉得以发达。同样地，我们应该日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩充我们的智力容量。不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析和判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法，也是在变动的世代中成功的可靠保证。

一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就开始了。视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到死。由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要学习停顿数日就将使人落后。更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲望。缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，为了保持心理年轻，我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。

2．heavy schoolwork【课业繁重】

In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.

我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健全的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。娱乐并不如某些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重课业扼杀的想象力。此外，繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的'情绪紧张，这对身心都有害。我并非主张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。

3．Time【时间】

Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change.

Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 时光一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的成绩开始退步。最后我终于了解到我必须有所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。

现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息提前开始。我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发我如何重新安排我的时间。

4．Work and Play【工作与娱乐】

Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions.

What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. Usually I don't spare time for exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load.

工作与娱乐并不互相冲突，事实上，它们之间的关系还相辅相成。有句格言说：「整日工作而没有休闲娱乐，会令人变得沉闷乏味。」被工作重担压得喘不过气来的生活，将使你一事无成，因为你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。由另一方面来说，适度的娱乐活动能提供各种管道，来渲泄你被压抑的情绪，减轻单调生活中的紧张与不悦。

放学之后，我最常做的休闲活动，便是慢跑与看电影。通常我并不特地拨出时间来做运动，但是我很重视学校的体育课。在操场上慢跑几圈，无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。在周末时，我都去看早场电影，享受视觉飨宴。如此一来，我将有如再生般的充沛活力，去面对下一星期的工作量。

5．My first Job【我的第一份工作】

My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.

I was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. I worked eight hours a day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself.

我的第一份工作是在一家补习班做事。那是三年前我刚从国中毕业，考完联考时的事了。既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事，倒不如找份差事，尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。

我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。我一天工作八小时，一星期工作六天。那份工作对我而言既不困难亦不沉重，所以我想我还满称职的。而最令人快乐的事大概莫过于花全部由自己赚来的钱了！

6．My Favorite Sports【我最喜爱的运动】

Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day.

Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very

moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.

运动能帮助每一个人保持健康、快乐和有效率。所以我特别重视运动，特别是桌球，桌球是我最喜欢的运动。我几乎每天玩。

桌球对我们而言，是一项理想的运动，因为它可以使我们全身运动，它可以增强我们的肌肉，扩张我们的肺部，促进血液循环，并且使肌肤产生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所费不多。桌球是相当温和适中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一种室内运动，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜爱的一种运动。

幽默简短英语演讲稿 [篇3]

Love Your Mother

爱你的母亲

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

"I don't understand," he said.

我不明白.他回答

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."

Later the little boy asked his father,

"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"

GOD answered......

上帝回答:

"When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

"当我创造女人的时候,

我决定把她造的很特别,

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good morning，boys and girls!

i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to pop a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream about life.

every one has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.with the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.

life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always confort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .

so bear in mind your dream and never give up your dream easily. look into the great people’s experiences, you may find the truth that good dream makes a good one, because there is nothing like a dream to create the future and build up our body . 你会发现真理，好梦是好的，因为没有什么比梦想更能创造未来，建立我们的身体。最后，我想建议。有一个梦想，追求它。要明智地使用你的时间，做你应该做什么来让你的梦想成真。虽然这是一个很辛苦的工作来顶你的梦想山，但俗话说，“山的高度，但男人使峰值”。只要我们坚持，我们将最终实现它。

dreamsare sent by zeus. 梦想，是来自宙斯的礼物。（荷马）

if you can dream it, you can do it. 有梦者事竟成。（沃特）

你的生活深度取决于你对年幼者的呵护，对年长者的同情，对奋斗者的怜悯体恤，对弱者及强者的包容。因为生命中总有一天你会发现其中每一个角色你都扮演过。（乔治·华盛顿） “梦想有两扇门，”在奥德修斯结束了十年的漂泊后，潘尼洛对他说，“一扇是号角制成，一扇是象牙制成。通过精雕细缕的象牙门得梦想不过是一场会归于无的海市蜃楼的童话；而那些通过磨砺的号角门的梦想才会成为真实，为人所见。” faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. it is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed. 当还缺乏产生信仰的足够理由时，要用信念去包涵。模棱两可不足以支持一个信仰。（伏尔泰）

as wishes may inspire dreams, so dreams may inspire wishes. 正如心愿能够激发梦想，梦想也能够激发心愿。

how to get happiness 如何获得快乐

there is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. without it, life will be empty and meaningless. if you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.

first, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.

secondly, happiness consists in contentment. a man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.

无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。

健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。

快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。

the value of time 爱惜时光

an english proverb says that time is money. i consider it (this) wrong. why? because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). for this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money. many people do not know the value of time. it (this) is indeed a great pity. we must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life. 英国有句谚语说，时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么？因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱，但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由，我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。 ladies and gentlemen, good morning! i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.

how to say future? maybe it’s a nice wish. lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 女士们，先生们，早上好！我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的讲话。人的一生是一个成长的过程，其实我站在这里是一个增长。如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来。曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，你知道我来这里，现在我想知道未来的我。当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来，一切从这里开始。下面我将学习如何成为一个男人，一个综合的人，谁拥有优良的机构，可以承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是缝纫，你是设计师；永远不要忘记你所能展示给人们的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的个性与我的兴趣和能力到我的研究，在这些过程中我将学习与工作结合起来。如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。并且我深信我的亲人，良好的友情和爱情的完美和幸福的未来。怎么说的未来？也许这是一个美好的愿望。让我们下定决心，坚持到底，好好的享受生活。

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To make love grow

It took me years to learn that the love surrounding our family didn’t just happen . We had to learn about love from one another . In fact , love never just happens . But there is , I think , a climate that is best for love---a way of living that hastens the maturity of this matchless gift . First , love needs time . Perhaps people can fall in love in a moment , but mature love is like a tree , moving slowly from the seed in the ground to the sheltering splendor of its prime . People need time to deepen their affection , to appreciate one another’s differences , to share one another’s joy and grief……

To grow , love needs another , more elusive quality------the ability to let go .

Finally , love needs words to make it real . Without words , quarrels can’t be resolved , resentment can’t come to the surf-ace , and we lose the power to share the meaning of our lives . There are many ways of communicating . The important thing is to acknowledge and express our feelings .

Love is not a single act , but a climate in which we live , a lifetime venture in which we are always learning , discovering and growing . It is not destroyed by a single failure , or won by a single caress . Love is a climate---a climate of the heart ！

第二篇 I want to be a headmaster

I want to be a headmaster when I grow up. I think that’s a good job. My school is in the forest. It’s very beautiful. I go to work by Benz at eight o’clock in the morning. The teachers in my school are kind and patient. The female teachers in my school are good looking and young. The male teachers are handsome and strong. They are all

hardworking so they get good salary. The children in my school have three classes in the morning. In the afternoon, they play and pick up mushrooms or strawberries in the forest. They have no homework. They are very happy! At four o’clock in the afternoon, I go home with kinds of mushrooms and fruits in my Benz. They are for my dinner. I want to be rich

My dream is to become a wealthy man.Because wealthy man has lots money.They don’t worried everything such as wearing and

eatting.Such a dream maybe very philistine. But only this,I can do things what i like to do .I can help the poor men to eat delicious food.Or I can provide job to the people who have no work to

feel life's substantial。Also can help the kids who were deformity or the kids without a home to go back feel warm .I can donate money to affectionate love organization,do some contribution for the people of the poor mountain country.Be a rich man also can do everything what i want to do,for instance ,to make a journey for pleasure all over the world,France is my best dream country .I want to build a

garden ,plant some flowers and trees what i like,i will do excises every morning here,i will appreciate and drink tea at the same time at every afternoon;Or i will built a basketball court what belong to me.after that ,i

invite Yaoming to play with me.OR i will built a school , afterwards,i put my name onto the gate of my school and became a hero.

Over and above can do all by rich man.So ,be a rich man also not bad just can help people , on condition that we have dream,have target .this is my dream.

第三篇

If a crystal of life, beautiful and fragile.

I do not know may be laughter when the face yesterday, today has disappear yesterday dynamic figure, today there are only cold on the body, yesterday pulse beating heart has stopped beating today. Life is such a heavy, heavy I do not dare to look too.

However, in reality it would feel no lingering someone to give up their lives, shocking and regrettable. A couple of days ago to see an article written last year, and a 13-year-old boy in a position decisively, jump from a height under fly. All online games only because he got hooked on "Warcraft", was possessed by the Devil, not only to write the game notes, and finally select a game to die, fly from 24 floors, he only lived for 13 years, all only just begun, has to rush the end. Is necessary to test a few days, in the past always heard that a certain candidate because a bad grade or bad mental quality will be at the examination before or after the examination committed suicide, I do not know this year what is going to happen.

With age, our mental capacity should also be subject to growth, there must be a be able to bear the external pressure and the courage to overcome difficulties, in the face of the question to think of ways to solve the problem, rather than evade, or even choose to die. The win is not never really failed, but one hundred times in the fall after the article at first have the courage to stand up when it sounds as if it is very difficult, in fact, very si-mp-le, we want to do again and again only the after a fall at its feet. No one lives forever are the winner, the

failure is not terrible, terrible loss of face are the failure of courage, can not afford to encounter difficulties, it will only want to escape the just, want to die to the end of this is the real failure. Is it true can die on the end of it? Relax their death to their loved ones did not think about the pain and hurt caused by their release brought the others along the path of endless troubles, this is how selfish and irresponsible, how childish behavior. We should be together on the physical and mental maturity,

Often in the classroom every day to hear someone shouting ah , I want to jump off the upstairs ah ... ... In fact, they do not know, life is a kind of greatest happiness, Happiness is a unique, life care are required in detail to the treasure. If you can not give up easily, it is undoubtedly the lack of respect for life, with such a person does not have a life!

The dead now rested in peace, people living in silence can only wish them, and then continue to take their own road.

生命好像一颗水晶，美丽而脆弱。

也许不知什么时候昨天还欢笑的脸，今天就已消失不见，昨天还充满活力的身影，今天就只剩下冰冷的躯壳，昨天还怦怦搏动的心，今天就已经停止跳动。生命是如此沉重，沉重得让我不敢正视。

然而，现实中有人却会毫不留恋地舍弃自己的生命，令人震惊，令人惋惜。前两天看到一篇文章，写的是去年的事，一个年仅13岁的少年以一种决然的姿势，面朝大海，纵身从高空飞下。一切只因为网络游戏，他迷上了《魔兽》，竟然走火入魔，不仅写游戏笔记，最后还选择了一种游戏的死法，从24层楼飞下，他只活了13年，一切才刚刚开始，却已匆匆结束。过几天就要高考了，以前总是听说，某某考生因为成绩不好或是心理素质太差，会在考试前或考试后跳-楼自杀，不知道今年又会有什么事情发生。

随着年龄的增长，我们的心理承受能力也应该增长，要有一种能够承受外界压力和克服困难的勇气，面对问题时应该想办法去解决，而不是逃避，甚至是选择死亡。真正的胜利不是永不失败，而是在跌倒一百次以后还有勇气在第一百零一次时站起来，听起来好象很难，其实却很简单，我们要做的只是一次又一次的在跌倒以后站起来。生活中没有谁是永远的胜利者，失败并不可怕，可怕的是丧失了面对失败的勇气，遇到困难时无法承受，只会一味的想要逃避，想要以死来一了百了，这才是真正的失败。难道死了就真的能够一了百了了吗？自己死的轻松却没有想一想给亲人带来的痛苦和伤害，自己解脱了却给别人带来了无尽的烦恼，这是多么的自私和不负责任，是多么幼稚的行为。我们应该在生理和心智上共同成熟，

每天在教室里经常听到有人高喊着郁闷啊，郁闷啊，我要从楼上跳下来啊… …其实，他们不知道，活着就是一种最大的幸福，是一种无与伦比的快乐，生命是需要细细呵护，去珍爱的。如果可以轻易放弃，那无疑是对生命的不尊重，这样的人也不配拥有生命！

者已矣，活着的人只能默默地祝福他们，然后继续走好自己的路。

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